On a night of surprising results, Branislav Ivanovic scores the first of his two header goals in Chelsea's 3-1 victory at Anfield.Liverpool 1-3 Chelsea
Torres '6
------------------------------Ivanovic '39
------------------------------Ivanovic '62
------------------------------Drogba '67
Barcelona 4-0 Bayern Munchen
Messi '9
Eto'o '12
Messi '38
Henry '43
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God, that sucked.
Actual quote from the ESPN Gamecast play-by-play feed:
"Benayoun tried to trick his way past Cole but is easily robbed. Bet he wishes he was with his family celebrating Passover, which is also tonight. Still, this is a verison of the bitter herbs he'd be eating were he there, and he may shed some real tears instead of the symbolic saltwater."
Step one: Think of awkward metaphor.
Step two: Beat into ground.
C & B inspired me to check out said Gamecast.
I think it was in better form in the 31st minute... I like this display of the delicate art of British sarcasm:
"John Terry's hair is receeding at an alarming rate. There will soon be an island at the front, sitting, rather like Britain in the days of Empire, in splendid isolation."
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